No, no. Actually, I'd like to fill out an application.不要 我想申请工作 There's no jobs for manager. It's just for counter.经理没缺 只有服务生 Good.很好 I'm looking for the least possible amount of responsibility.我想找不动脑筋的工作 don't think you'd fit in here.你不适合这工作 have fast-food experience.我干过速食餐饮业 Yeah, like 20 years ago!那是二十年前 I'm sure there have been amazing technological advances in the industry,虽然速食餐饮业日新月异 but surely you must have some sort of training program.不过应该有职前训练吧 It seems unfair to presume I won't be able to learn.别以为我一定学不会 That was exactly what I needed.你让我好舒服 The royal treatment, so to speak.可以说是"皇家的享受" I was so stressed out.我的压力一直都太大 Know what I do when I feel like that?你知道我都怎样吗? What?怎样? I fire a gun.我去打靶 Really? Yeah, I go to this little firing range downtown 真的吗? 我都到市区的靶场 and I just pop off a few rounds.狠狠地开几枪 I've never fired a gun before.我没开过枪 Well, you've got to try it. Nothing makes you feel more powerful.你得试试看 没有什么比它更爽 Well, almost nothing.除了一件事 So, do you like your new house?你喜欢新家吗? I like it.喜欢 The people who used to live there fed stray cats, so they were always around,以前的屋主常常喂流 浪猫 and it drove my mother nuts.我妈差点没抓狂 And then she cut down their tree.后来她砍掉他们的树 Is that a funeral?那是出殡吗? Yeah. Have you ever known anybody who died?对 你有认识的人死过吗? No. Have you?没有 你呢? No.没有 But I did see this homeless woman who froze to death once.不过我看过女流浪汉冻死 Just lying there on the sidewalk. She looked really sad.她就躺在人行道 看起来好可怜 I got that homeless woman on videotape.我把她拍下来了 Why would you film that?你为什么要拍? Because it was amazing.因为很动人 What's amazing about it?有什么动人的? When you see something like that 当你看到这种事 it's like God is looking right at you, just for a second.就像是上帝在凝视着你 And if you're careful, you can look right back.你只要留意就能看到祂 And what do you see?你看到什么? Beauty.美 Mom? I want you to meet somebody.妈 我要你见一个人 Mom?妈?