It's that psycho next door.隔壁的小变态 Jane, what if he worships you?也许他迷上了你 What if he's got, like, a shrine 也许他用死人骷髅什么的 with pictures of you surrounded by dead people's heads and stuff?对着你的照片烧香膜拜 Shit. I bet he's filming us right now.他一定在拍我们 Really?真的吗? Welcome to America's Weirdest Home Videos.欢迎观赏"变态一箩筐" Ricky?芮奇 Coming, Dad.我来了 You know I don't like locked doors in my house, boy.我不喜欢你锁住房门 I'm sorry. I must've locked it by accident.对不起 我不是故意的 So, what's up?有什么事? I need a urine sample.我要你的尿液样本 Wow. It's been six months already.又过了半年 Can I give it to you in the morning? I just took a whiz.我刚小便 明天再给你 Yeah, I suppose.好吧 You know...你知道... Well... Good night, Son.晚安 儿子 I've been waiting for you.我在等着你 You've been working out, haven't you?你练过肌肉 对吧? I could tell.我看得出来 I was hoping you'd give me a bath.我想要你替我洗澡 I'm very, very dirty.我好肮脏 What are you doing?你在干嘛? Nothing.没干嘛 You were masturbating.你在自慰 - I was not. - Yes, you were.-才没有 -你在自慰 All right, so shoot me! I was whacking off.我是在自慰 把我拉去枪毙吧 That's right, I was choking the bishop. Chafing the carrot.没错 我在打手枪 You know, saying hi to my monster.跟我的小弟弟玩 That's disgusting!太恶心了 Excuse me, but some of us still have blood pumping through our veins!对不起哦 至少我还有一点 性趣 So do I!我也有 Really?是吗? I'm the only one who seems to be doing anything about it!只有我肯采取行动 Lester, I refuse to live like this.我不想这样下去 This is not a marriage!我们根本不像夫妻 This hasn't been a marriage for years.我们早就没有夫妻之实了 But you were happy as long as I kept my mouth shut.我不抱怨你就没意见 Guess what? I've changed.可是我变了 And the new me whacks off when he feels horny,现在我想打手枪就打 'cause you're obviously not gonna help me out in that department.因为你一点也帮不上忙 I see. You think you're the only one who's sexually frustrated.你以为只有你会性饥渴吗?