I'm gonna march my band out, I'll beat my drum 我要昂首阔步 击鼓高歌 And if I'm found out, Your turn at bat, sir 要是我失败 轮到你出击 At least I didn't fake it Hat, sir, So what? I didn't make it 至少我试过 虽败也犹荣 Nobody... I said nobody 没有人...我说没有人... Nobody 没有人... Had better rain on my parade 能让乌云遮掩我的阳光 What?怎么了? Whose car is that out front?那是谁的车? Mine.我的 1970 Pontiac Firebird,70 年火鸟跑车 the car I've always wanted, and now I have it.梦寐以求的跑车终于到手 I rule.我最屌 Where's the Camry?旧车呢? I traded it in.拿去换了 Shouldn't you have consulted me first?你不是该先问我吗? Let me think.我想想看 No. You never drove it.不必 你又没开过 Have you done something different?你换了发型吗? You look great.你好漂亮 Where's Jane?小珍呢? Jane not home.她不在家 We have...这么说来... ...the whole house... to ourselves.整间房子只有我们俩 Christ, Carolyn.真是的 卡洛琳 When did you become so...你是几时变得... ...joyless?这么不开心? Joyless?不开心? I am not joyless.我没有不开心 There happens to be a lot about me that you don't know, Mr. Smarty Man.大秀才 我有很多事你 不知道 There is plenty ofjoy in my life.我现在是天天开心 Whatever happened to that girl...你以前在舞会上... ...who used to fake seizures at frat parties when she got bored?觉得无聊会假装休克 Who used to run up to the roof of our first apartment building 你还爬到我们的小公寓屋顶 to flash the traffic helicopters?对着直升机露屁股 Have you totally forgotten about her?难道你都忘了吗? Because I haven't.我可没忘 Lester, you're gonna spill beer on the couch.你会把啤酒倒在沙发上 So what? It's just a couch.又怎样? 这只是沙发 This is a $4,000 sofa upholstered in ltalian silk!这是四千块的义大利高级沙发 This is not just a couch!不是普通的沙发 It's just a couch!这只是沙发 This isn't life!不是你的人生 This is just stuff.这只是物质