Well...I'll be seeing you around, then.回头见 Could he be any more... pathetic?他实在是有够逊了 I think he's sweet.他很可爱呀 And I think he and your mother have not had sex in a long time.他跟你妈一定很久没搞过了 It's the weirdest thing.很奇怪 I feel like I've been in a coma for about 20 years 我好像昏睡了二十年 and I'm just now waking up.现在终于苏醒 Spectacular.棒呆了 I'm so sorry my dad was weird tonight.抱歉我老爸刚才那么猪哥 That's OK.没关系 I'm used to guys drooling over me.男人都会对我流口水 It started when I was about 12.我十二岁起就这样 I'd go to dinner with my parents.我跟爸妈上馆子 Every Thursday night, Red Lobster.星期四都到红龙虾餐馆 And every guy there would stare at me when I walked in.每个男人都盯着我看 And I knew what they were thinking.他们只有一个念头 Just like I knew guys at school thought about me when theyjerked off.就像男同学打手枪都在想我 Vomit.好恶心 No, I liked it. And I still like it.不会 我喜欢 现在也是 If people I don't even know look at me and want to fuck me 当男人看到我就想跟我上床 it means I really have a shot at being a model,这代表我能当模特儿 which is great.这样很棒 Because there's nothing worse in life than being ordinary.因为当平凡人是最惨的 I really think it'll happen for you.你一定能成功 I know.我知道 Because everything that was meant to happen, does... eventually.因为一个人命中注定的事 一定 会发生 Asshole.讨厌 安琪拉.海瑟 Hello?喂 Hello?喂? - Hello? - Why'd you call me?-喂? -你打给我干嘛? I didn't.没有啊 My phone rang and I answered, and somebody hung up.我一接电话就被挂断 I star-69ed, and I called you back.按自动回电后你就接了 Well, I was in the shower.我刚才在洗澡 Oh, gross!好恶心 Ricky? Breakfast!芮奇 来吃早饭 Be right there.马上来 - Mom? - Hello.-妈? -嗨 I don't eat bacon, remember?我不吃培根 记得吗? I'm sorry. I must've forgotten.对不起 我忘了 What's new in the world, Dad?爸 有什么新闻? This country is going straight to hell.这国家就快完蛋了