So stop acting like you're goddamned Christy Turlington!别以为自己是超级名模 Cunt!婊子 I am so sick of people taking their insecurities out on me.我最恨别人嫉妒我就乱骂人 Oh, my God!我的天 That's the pervert who filmed me last night.他是昨晚偷拍我的变态 Him?他? Jane, no way, he's a total lunatic.不可能 他是个疯子 - You know him? - Yeah.-你认识他? -嗯 We were on the same lunch shift when I was in ninth grade 是啊 国三我跟他同校 and he would always say the most random, weird things.他老是乱说一些奇怪的话 And then one day, he was just, like, gone.有一天他突然消失不见 And then,然后... Connie Cardullo told me that his parents had to put him in a mental institution.康妮说他被父母关进 疯人院 Why? What did he do?他做了什么? What do you mean?什么意思? Well, they can't put you away just for saying weird things.乱说话又不会被关进疯人院 You total slut!你这个小骚包 - You've got a crush on him! - What? Please!-你在暗恋他 -什么? 拜托 You're defending him. You love him. You want to have 1 0,000 of his babies.你爱上他才替他说话 你想要生他的小孩 - Shut up! - Hi.-闭嘴 -嗨 My name's Ricky. I just moved next door to you.我叫芮奇 刚搬到你家隔壁 I know.我知道 I remember this really creepy incident where you were filming me last night.昨晚你很变态 一直偷 拍我 I didn't mean to scare you. I just think you're interesting.我不想吓你 只是你很有意思 Thanks,谢了 but I don't need some psycho obsessing about me right now.不过我不想让变态狂迷上我 I'm not obsessing.我不是迷上你 I'm just curious.只是对你很好奇 What a freak!大怪胎 And why does he dress like a Bible salesman?他活像个摩门教徒 He's, like, so confident.他好有自信心 That can't be real.不可思议 I don't believe him.我不敢相信 I mean, he didn't even look at me once.他连看都没看我一眼 How'd you get in the Army?你为什么入伍? Look, Sergeant, I got three reasons for being in the Army.教官 我有三个理由 First, I'm patriotic. Second, I love my country.第一 我忠贞 第二 我爱国 And third, they nailed me.第三 我收到征召令 You two boys report to me immediately after this formation.解散后马上向我报到 Take them away, Sarge!把他们带走 Hey.嘿